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One "side-project" I've wanted to do for quite some time is a proper MC Cheese release (Binärpilot feat.). However, no rap-album would be complete without guest appearances. So if you spit mad fire, or know somebody that do, holla at your boy.

I sail the intarweb, boarding all the sites I can
the RIAA will soon be dead, by the modem in my hand
my bounty is plenty, and I'll download it all
your copyrighted empire is headed for a fall
Woa those are some 1338 lyrics right there!
lawl, it would be awesome if you got the beastie boys to rap for you.
I might could pull it off, but the sound of my voice scares small children.
come on lads!

you state we're killing music, hah! surely you jest
we're saving a dying artform, from an uninvited guest
you prey on kids like a disease, so why should we care
your lawyers we avoid with ease, we're pirates! ph34r!

a' ho ho ho and a bottle of byte
several major labels won't sleep tonight
worrying 'bout profits when they realize with fright
we leave our computers on through the night!
Gee, I wish I knew someone. Those lyrics are awesome, mate, and I'm looking forward to listening to 'em already.
1 day later…
don't everyone try it all at once
just kidding

...

I'll try and record something, might like it, probably will hate it, but it's worth a shot.
about 21 hours later…
to be honest I claim to be a good rapper... but I think I have problems with rhythms and clear pronounciation when it comes to faster parts... let me think... no I don't know anybody. actually I'm looking for a rapper myself to set up my side-project called "MM vs. FoX". if we don't find a rapper this thing will be a instrumental thing. I guess using TTS is no option for you?!
7 days later…
I've never _actually_ rapped much, but neither have you, right? I'm in for making a fool of myself, so I'm volunteering!
6 days later…
I'm actually member of a choir, but all we do is dress up like nuns and then get very drunk. We usually sing something as well, but never rap :p
Now that I would like to see. The Drunken Choir!
How bout a rap, one line at a time?

Start with MM's line:

to be honest I claim to be a good rapper... then add next line to it, like
but most of my rhyme's, they belong in the crapper

OK, maybe not... :)
1 day later…
My girlfriend said I was a lazy turd-rapper,
then I slapped her.

yo yo
11 days later…
koew girls are not to be slapped!!!

only if they are bitches. is ya girlfriend a bitch? don't hope so!!
3 days later…
All girls are bitches
I don't have a girlfriend...*sigh*

(man, I'm starting to see George Costanza in the mirror! Yikes!)
I don't have a girlfriend either :D
but thats because i don't want one (like anyone will believe that)
No, you're right, I don't believe you! Haha!
Damnit, robotcha, we're in the same booth. Suicide booth, just like Fry and Bender!

Heeh, heeh, let's go two for one!
... lol ...
There needs to be a rap in 13/5
hahahahah! No i seriously don't want a GF :P
Jirtan can back me up xD

edit: dances to rocket*
2 days later…
*somebody playing on a saw in the back*

I'm all alone,
I smoke my friends down to the filter.
But I feel much cleaner after it rains.
I wish I'd known,
There's no words that rhyme with filter.
At least verses are better than refrains.
kilter
noun: in working order

Example: "Out of kilter"
10 days later…
I spit mad fire!
7 months later…
the world in one hand
a korg in the other
this 'borgs taken over by storm so dont dare bother
i just came up with that
hmmm the intro to draugen reminds of a part in thr salmon dance-chemical bros.
about 16 hours later…
I can recall a song about Daisy
Although my memory is hazy
But make no mistake
The song was so great
It drove HAL 9000 crazy
DJ Dahgrow, unleash the beat!!!
about 16 hours later…
Posted By: koewDJ Dahgrow, unleash the beat!!!

You win 78*10^1000000000 internets.
there is nothing about that statement that doesn't win.
about 20 hours later…
quote/edit

Alexander:I sail the intarweb, boarding all the sites I can
the RIAA will soon be dead, by the modem in my hand
my bounty is plenty, and I'll download it all

deep voiced dude :
Your copyrighted empire is headed for a fall (x3)
and then you do what you had done on widibf with the vocals
1 day later…
Posted By: alexanderI can recall a song about Daisy
Although my memory is hazy
But make no mistake
The song was so great
It drove HAL 9000 crazy


sounds like the kind of thing eminem would rap , but it would be hailie
and coicidentally eminem has made a few songs about/to his daughter
about 1 year later…
Yo, Alexander, any progress so far?
I think we both know who won the Lips competition of California Love.

I did.
haha, I like to rap, but would not exactly say that I'm talented :P
I'm quite the opposite to talented at just about everything 'cept being completely talentless. So you're doing better than me, 'o'mikkel. :D
I can't rap
instead I fap
to the greatest songs
that'll melt your thongs
and that's how I roll,
yo yo yo
Posted By: koewI can't rap
instead I fap
to the greatest songs
that'll melt your thongs
and that's how I roll,
yo yo yo

Yeah, dawg. Way to represent.

I try, but mine end up all horrible, mangled, and disjointed. If you're into that sort of thing, it's really a sight to behold.

Wait a minute: MC Cheese = Alexander?!

Just got an add-on to koew's

i put the lotion on my skin,
Do it when i'm told,
I grip real hard and rub real fast,
My ecstasy will soon be past,
And, when I'll blow is to be asked,
At least a minute let it last,
GWOAHHHAOHHH, Whoa, what a blast.

Ah, yes, rap and fapping. It's the life of a rockstar.
Yo yo yo,
keep up the flow,
I really got to go,
I'm in a hazzle wi' shiz
got no money for wiz
And me girl ain't giving me nothin' but trouble.
about 23 hours later…
I'm no rapper
I spend more time on the crapper
than I do writing rhymes
this chorus needs more lines
Let's pick up the pace,
this ain't no race
I'll confess you're a mess
it comes to writing lines
that rhymes
with less
http://www.myspace.com/mrsirsantafish

the song: gone without giving trance a chance, is what I know of rapping. omg. this is terrbibly silly to post here, haha.
well, who cares.
2 days later…
Shit you guys got me i admit it okay... i am 2PAC
about 1 month later…
how is this project going?
Nordland > everything else at the moment. But after this release, I will be resurrecting MC Cheese big time.
Posted By: AlexanderNordland > everything else at the moment.


Binärpilot vs Rachael! FIGHT!
hahaha <3