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Ulayoth Ulayoth May 01, 2010 #
This one came from my friend I'm surprised this one got him out of trouble.

His mom: "You smell of alcohol."
Him: "Yeah and you smell of bitch."
His mom: "Go to your room!"

and his mom completely forgot he had been drinking.
Moitah Moitah May 01, 2010 #
Because I'm a flamewar bitch : "Perhaps Adobe should focus more on creating great HTML5 tools for the future, and less on criticizing Apple for leaving the past behind."
CYBORG T-REX CYBORG T-REX May 01, 2010 #
And Apple don't use the new HTML5 tags at all. They just post it as HTML5 but it doesn't even validate. Could've easily been XHTML 1.1 or whatever...
rachaelivy rachaelivy May 01, 2010 #
NERD ALERT!! I REPEAT, NERD ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Alexander Alexander May 01, 2010 #
Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil!
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Ulayoth Ulayoth May 02, 2010 #
Quick to the cardboard cutout lifeboats!
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