Can you make a YouTube video for me?

Alexander Dec 16, 2009 #

I need someone to make a video of kittens doing impressions for a track I'm working on. Just a series of Photoshopped pictures is fine. Like, for Napoleon just Photoshop a hat on a kitten. Why? Promotional stunt. The track will be called "Cute Kittens Doing Impressions", unless you have a better idea. I figured kittens and impressions get serious amount of hits on that thing, so why not combine them into one big hit-receiving bastard.

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

Right. We need some kind of crazy cat lady, who, preferrably got alot of kittens. "Kittens Melting Hearts" we could call it, then BAM! IN COMES CYBORG T-REX! RAWR!

Okay, seriously. Robot kittens. Cyborg kittens. Kittens.

I'm all in on this one.

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

"If you put "cute kitten" in the title of your YouTube video, you're gonna get a million hits. And then I link that to my website and you can see my stand-up on my website. It's genius."
"Why don't you just call it like, "Megan Fox Blows Someone"? And then more people would Google that. "

Case in point.

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

Alright. So we need to cast kittens, Megan Fox and some Cyborg T-rex. This is gonna explode some heads and melt panties!

lolmikkel Dec 17, 2009 #

i think it should feature the word uncensored?
as people might believe it has some action in it or something.
but it is only true, these kittens doing impressions are in fact uncensored...?

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

I'll see what I can do about shopped kittens when I get home from Bergen.

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

so lol'ing at koew's comment. but yes, to echo koew's warning... people's heads will explode.

uncensored is a good idea or: NSFW people looove things that aren't safe for work. so mysterious.

lolmikkel Dec 17, 2009 #

offtopic:
what is bergen?
what are you doing there, koew?
why bergen?

(okay, I know what bergen is. I am planning/hoping to go there next year, like in, live there)

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

I had the time to visit my mom and do some work over here. The weather is just like Oslo, sans the snow. And the city is more prettier imho. Looking forward to return to Oslo on Saturday. I'll get proper drunk then!

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

We leave on Saturday for 10 days without interwebs. dun dun duuun.

lolmikkel Dec 17, 2009 #

whereto, rachael?
bergen?

will you survive... TEN DAYS WITHOUT THE INTERNET?
that could be a very good suspensemovie.

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

Heh, I got me some intarwebs in sealed cans. Using it rationally at the moment. Going to bed soon, and I need some intarwebs tomorrow as well...

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

We're going up to Bodø for Christmas.

I don't know how I'm gonna do... Loading up tons of tv shows etc on the laptop, wish me luck.

lolmikkel Dec 17, 2009 #

don't they have internet up there?
you can also borrow films from the library all through christmas, and deliver in like, january. the library is pretty.

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

not where we're going my friend. not where we're going.

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

There is no place called Bodø. It's just a pretend-to-be place... hell, it's not even in Northern Norway (*cough* Troms *cough*)!

Damnit, I live south of Bodø during sixth grade. A forgotten valley called Valnesfjord. No Internet, and only one channel on TV: NRK1.

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

aww shit. I lived in a town called La Conner population 750 until I was um EIGHTEEN. And growing up we could only get a canadian channel on the ol rabbit ears; so everyday after school from the ages of 12-14 the only thing I looked forward to was Magnum P.I. I still love the theme music. Later on they started airing such classics as "Blind Date" and "Will & Grace". Good times!

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

I used to be outside. In the snow. I remember outside, sometimes...on good days. Good days that was... ahh.

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

Koew are you freezing to death right now? Because they say that's the most comfortable death and you're really showing symptoms of it.

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

Nah, not freezing to death. Still, it's cold in here. My mom likes it that way, saves money on electricity or something. Old people, huh?

lolmikkel Dec 17, 2009 #

haha.
fun is the fact that at lot of people freezing to death are found naked, 'cause it feels so hot and nice when you're dying of it, they say about the phenomenon.

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

so crazy. isn't drowning supposed to be the worst way to day? I would guess being stabbed in the face repeatedly would trump that but who knows?

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

Women are the worst death ever. They kill you over and over again and yet there's no physical wound :'(

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

:( that is some deep shit, koew! you need to find yourself a good girl. but I agree, girls are absolute shit most of the time.

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

Well, I've just cut the crap with a girl I dated for some months now. Suddenly she couldn't take it no more and it had to stop. Shit happens.

Hey, what happened to this thread? Guess we hijacked it.

lolmikkel Dec 17, 2009 #

some poison stuff seems rather bad?
and torture until death.
and uhm...
like. dying from hunger?

syfillis seems quite bad.
going crazy and all that.
and burning to death.

koew, while you have all this poetry in you, write a book?

rachaelivy Dec 17, 2009 #

Yeah we def did. To get back to Alexander's original point:

CYBORG T-REX Dec 17, 2009 #

There once was a man named Miseur Orgg
who didn't end up at the morgue
a mad scientist picked him to pockets
gave him lasers and rockets
people now say "Watch out for T-Rex, Cyborg."

Dunny Dec 24, 2009 #

I've been a YouTuber since this time 2 years ago, and I believe naming the video "MEGAN FOX GETTING BLOWN BY CUTE KITTENS UNCENSORED" is not the best idea. People who would like to see cute kittens, Megan Fox and/or uncensoredness will watch the video and think, "Wtf?" then rate it 1 out of 5, leave a crap comment and maybe even flag it as inappropriate. Putting it in the tage\s section is a much safer bet.

rachaelivy Dec 30, 2009 #

Haha, that's sort of the whole point. People would click on it and hear the music and hopefully like it then go to the site ;) And they would see some cute kittens.

PhireballMS Jan 01, 2010 #

I have to agree with Dunny on that one. He's got a point.

rachaelivy Jan 01, 2010 #

I am so confused... If Alexander made a video called "Cute Kittens Doing Impressions" that had pictures of kittens in hats, looking like Robert DeNiro etc. but it had his music in the video it would get flagged? wat

Alexander Jan 04, 2010 #

I would not put up a video entitled "Cute Kittens Doing Impressions" without having some cats in wigs featured in the actual clip, thus this thread was made. Simply putting up a video called (x) without (x) in it would certainly result in the video being flagged. That is however not the case here. I might also add that unless somebody knows (how to get to) Megan Fox, it is highly unlikely she will be tacked on to this project.

CYBORG T-REX Jan 04, 2010 #

Again, I was gonna go shop some kittens, but then Life came back to hit me with a shovel. Our building lost all warm water today, and all heaters are now out of function. It's getting colder by the hour.

I'll see what unshopped kittens I can find on the great archive called the Internet.

rachaelivy Jan 04, 2010 #

Um don't die, Koew. Apparently the water in the apartment below us was frozen but ours has been fine. That, the heater, two computers constantly running, and me cooking heats up fast. We should probably start thinking about the environment though (lol)

btw the track is sounding awesome.

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