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How could you ban me for something that was not true, Ulayoth? HUH?
banned for stating the obvious, alexander kramer.
about 13 hours later…
Banned for not banning right away, but instead defending your lifestyle on a holiday.
2 days later…
Posted by Alexander Kramer:Banned for not banning right away, but instead defending your lifestyle on a holiday.

Banned for banning the banned banner.
Banned for banning the banner of the banned banner (who was wrong in their banning).
Banned for too many banns
Banned for misspelling 'bans'
Banned for not Gannon-Banning.
about 18 hours later…
Banned for spelling Ganon "Gannon."

There was only one time in the history of English-speaking Zeldadom where Ganon was spelled wrong in an official product, and it was in the screen featured below. So how the hell are all these 12-year old morons who never played the original game continuing to spell Ganon incorrectly? I've heard some pretty damn interesting theories, from the fact there are real people named Gannon to it sounds like "Cannon" (nevermind there is also a word name Canon and a popular company known as Canon, too). The real reason is that morons who have only played the original NES Legend of Zelda continue to spell it wrong on purpose, continuing to be ignorant little jerks. Their misinformation screws with new fans, and teaches them to spell Ganon wrong. This shit ends now! STOP SPELLING IT WRONG, ASSHOLES.
Banned for missing the point
Banned for trying to be the banmaster.
about 15 hours later…
Banned for thinking your the banmaster i am
Banned for having a super-ego.
Banned for misspelling "megalomaniac"
I never said i thought i was, alexander k obviously did.
Banned for using big words dood.
Banned for making a point.
about 20 hours later…
Banned for making a point about making a point
about 16 hours later…
Posted by killer666:Banned for making a point about making a point

Banned for being unsafe with pointy things.
Banned for trying to make a funny and failing epically.
Banned for using the word "epically". Oi vey.
Banned for using it again.
Banned for not being original.
about 19 hours later…
Banned for being the new guy.

FRESHMAN ALERT!

(Welcome!)
HAH! Your bans are pointless versus me, CYBORG T-REX! Do your worst!!!
Banned for being impossible to ban.
CYBORG T-REX transformation time!
+ 99.9% chance of Ban Resist
+ 17 dexterity
+ 50 strength
+ 2d20 witty comments


I've already got 10% Ban Resist, so by just posting here, I am banning you all.
Edited Jan 10, 2011
Banned for thinking that just because you are ban resistant, we're all banned by you :3
Banned for not knowing that banning does not have a stats requirement.
Banned for all of you feeding into a non exsistant dinosaur. I may be new but I still have the power to say banned just like the rest of you xP.
Banned For Not knowing POWER Like Cyborg T-Rex
Banned.
Banned for saying banned without a reason.
All of you are banned for not respecting His authority.
That's right.

I'm banning Alexander too.
And I'm banning Elektronaut. The circle is complete.
Banned for geometry.
Banned for using maths.
Edited Jan 11, 2011
Banned for making "math" plural.
Banned for banning a perfectly valid colloquial form of the word mathematics commonly used in British English.
I'm also banning myself.
Banned for making me feel like an idiot.
Banned for feeling like an idiot.
about 21 hours later…
Banned for referring to an actual idiot.
about 18 hours later…
Banned for assuming you know what an actaul idiot is
Banned for 'actaul'
about 15 hours later…
Banned for finding no better reason than a typo to ban him.
about 16 hours later…
Banned for saying there's a subjective "better reason"
1 day later…
Banned for being a smartass.
Banned for saying ass
Banned for being prude
I'm surprised no-one banned me for not banning anyone for ages.

Banned for OMG CYBORG T-REX!
5 days later…
banning banned the banned band
Banned for knowing I'm (in a) band.
about 19 hours later…
Banned with a banhammer