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A little forum game. Ban the poster above you and write a message why, like so:

"Banned for making this thread."

Aaand, go.
I ban Alexander for farting all the time, scaring me during scary movies, and never letting me nap. Banned!

edit:
you're also banned for respecting and defending M. Night Shamalamadingdong till the death. boom.
Banned for telling people about my farts. Those were made for you, and only you. Somebody is getting in the Dutch oven tonight.
Banned for editing your ban.
Banned for not releasing Nordland.
Banned for being unable to remember your last username unless slightly intoxicated.
Banned for being completely right. (Damn smart-ass)
Banned for posting twice in the thread.
Banned for not having an avatar.
banned for having a too cool one. (avatar)
Banned for not being at Binärpilot gigs.
Same goes for koew.
(I knew it would backfire)

Banned just because. I mean it. Stop that.
Banned for spending too much time on the forums, while at work. (Shame on you, seriously!)
about 22 hours later…
Banned for spurning my advances.
Banned for constantly farting in elevators.
Banned for the exact same thing.
about 12 hours later…
Banned for farting at girlfriend so weak that she can remember it :P
Banned for having awesome avatar, and a nick I can't pronounciate.
banned for a nick i can't pronounce :P



offtopic: kabel means cable , maulwurf means mole try something like "kaHbel" a is an simple "a" NOT as "ai" in english words for example "chaos", H is an breathed h like in hollow the "bel" from "kabel" needs to be spelled like "bel" in italian language pasta stuff...

maul is hmm german...and wurf also...i cant find enough english words sry,i think i make a voice sample and post it :P
about 17 hours later…
Banned for length of post.
Banned for skipping school today.
Banned for posting twice in a row.
Banned for banning yourself for posting twice in a row.
banned for banning elektronaut for something you did yourself earlier in the thread.
about 14 hours later…
banned for banning someone who banned elektronaut for something someone did earlier in the thread
everyone is banned for being repetitive right now.
Banned for marrying Binärpilot.
banned for being a potential homewrecker.
Banned for banning my mistress.
Banned for being late-banner! (Hah!)
Banned for not understanding tax returns. (Sorry man, but you really suck at it...)
Banned for spamming this thread
banned for being so much like my bad aunts and telling people off for talking a lot.
about 20 hours later…
Banned for calling Kabelmaulwurf your aunt.
Banned for not having an avatar.
banned for having a smoking avatar
3 days later…
Banned for having a Bender avatar.
inb4bannedfornoavatar
1 day later…
arinlares banned for being channer
Banned for singing amazing horse..

http://weebls-stuff.com/flash/466_horse3.swf
Banned For posting an awesome animation
Banned for being new to the forums.
Banned for mocking the newbie
Banned for mocking the oldie
Banned for banning me
Banned for no apparent reason.
banned for having shiny, blue, baby avatar.
You again?! Didn't I just ban you? Consider this the final warning.
Banned for failing to ban the above poster.