Scenario... - Binärpilot Community

Tom Laforce May 03, 2009 #

Scenario, right. Your in a bar... Drinks are low and tensions are high... Suddenly, a random anonymous band of four combatants is baying for your blood, but what they have failed to realise is that you are a Binar-Person, and therefore by association, also a complete don of life, so you get to pick any three figures in the history of everything to be on your side in this four-on-four. Who do you pick? Sorry about this guys, really embracing the whole 'Cyberspace - you can discuss anything here'.

I personally would have to go with...
Samuel L Jackson, the sweeper, the point guard.
Optimus Prime, gives the team some meat. Oh wait, no he doesnt.
and Chewbacca. Because he's a wookie among ewoks. Strength in the details.

Best shot guys, come on now, im very bored. I need this.

Alexander May 03, 2009 #

T-1000 because he's made of liquid metal.
Then I'd get David Bowie and Freddie Mercury to sing "Under Pressure".

rachaelivy May 03, 2009 #

Indiana Jones: because the whip could get us out of some sticky situations.
John Rambo: Specially trained Vietnam vet who's lost his god damn mind. Who fucks with that? He once made a stabbing device out of twigs. TWIGS.
and
Bruce Banner: Especially if it was Edward Norton version of Bruce Banner because I would already be buyin him a draaaank.

CYBORG T-REX May 03, 2009 #

Elvis Presley, Nick Cave and Tom Waits: Who cares about the scenario, I just want to hang out with legends.

Kid Dynamite May 03, 2009 #

Posted By: rachaelivyBruce Banner: Especially if it was Edward Norton version of Bruce Banner because I would already be buyin him a draaaank.

Girls think Edward Norton is hot. I will never, ever understand this.

I guess he was buff in American History X, though...

Tom Laforce May 03, 2009 #

Posted By: Kid Dynamite
Posted By: rachaelivyBruce Banner: Especially if it was Edward Norton version of Bruce Banner because I would already be buyin him a draaaank.

Girls think Edward Norton is hot. I will never,everunderstand this.

I guess he was buff in American History X, though...

True dat... True dat...

rachaelivy May 03, 2009 #

Girls think Edward Norton is hot because he is a geek that has the ability to be buff/totally badass. Its a rare thing.

CYBORG T-REX May 03, 2009 #

Like totally badasses talking about which one they like better, Empire or Return of the Jedi.

Tom Laforce May 03, 2009 #

Hey asshole, Yoda appears in Empire at least two more times than in Jedi. You wanna deliberate? Ill shove this photon torpedo two clicks up your exhaust port, and by exhaust port, I mean ass.

Was that sexy...? Really...?

CYBORG T-REX May 03, 2009 #

Well I don't know about you, but I'm steaming over here. All sweaty and everything's turned to slippery slopes.

mrmooge88 May 03, 2009 #

I would only need one person and he would kick everyone in the bar.
Chuck Norris, FTW!

yuzikichan May 03, 2009 #

My peoples:
Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, Mr. Rogers (Watch "The ultimate showdown for ultimate destiny" to see why), and Hugh Jackman as Werewolf.

Roke May 03, 2009 #

Iron Man: Because of the shiny armour
V: This melee-skills are very handy in a bar fight ^^
and.... Zohan: U don't mess with Zohan :D

rachaelivy May 03, 2009 #

Posted By: Tom LaforceHey asshole, Yoda appears in Empire at least two more times than in Jedi. You wanna deliberate? Ill shove this photon torpedo two clicks up your exhaust port, and by exhaust port, I mean ass.

Was that sexy...? Really...?

yes. yes it was.

Tom Laforce May 03, 2009 #

yes. yes it was.
Well.... I for one am getting a Stormtrooper outfit for prom. Too far?

rachaelivy May 03, 2009 #

Posted By: Tom Laforce
yes. yes it was.

Well.... I for one am getting a Stormtrooper outfit for prom. Too far?

Baller Status has been achieved.

Tom Laforce May 03, 2009 #

I'm gonna have to look into a more.... Artistic wardrobe I think.... Need at least 13 varieties of wookie, another 25 Ewoks... Darth Maul might be tricky... Anyone got a decent method for sprouting large talons from your head?

CYBORG T-REX May 04, 2009 #

Swallow a cactus.